gum

Putting your nutsack on an object.

Who put the gum on the chair?
Who put the gum on the bed?

by David1989 August 29, 2005

gum

slang for cocaine, commonly used in clubs and discreet environments.

I scored some gum for 40 a g.

by T-ziang April 17, 2008

gum

An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.

What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.

by badgerman5566 May 06, 2011

gum

a goulam in the north-east of england

omg- look at that gum picking pennies from the ground

by sirbobcheese March 24, 2009

gum

a desribing adjective used for unearthly or unimaginable ideas

Yo man, that 540 over the 50 foot channel was some gum shit man!

by JT Styron October 07, 2003

gum

the act of being cool.

"we're so gum," & "too gum for school."

by they call her kara. May 22, 2009

gum

a code word for chew

hey you chewing on that gum?
hey you got any gum?

by 5 brothers January 19, 2007