Guitongue

The recital of guitar solos using naught but sounds made by the tongue

didly do didly do do (high pitched) - That was some wicked-arse guitongue solo!!!

by motorhead87 February 10, 2009

Guito

The amazing supply teacher that smells like Xmas and joy. He will forever bless your Mondays. He is the king of all nice supply teachers. The only possible explanation is that he is an elf sent there by the man in red himself, snata. He will forever watch over you and he is the very best.

Person 1: History sucks, how was your day?
Person 2: EEEEEEEEEE I had a GUITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chillychizz November 26, 2018

gutjob

When a woman is being DPed by a penis and a hand, and the hand is masturbating the penis, that's a gutjob. Note that you need to use the 2-hole DP, not the 1-hole.

I was fucking Shelley in the ass, and her friend Carla had her hand in Shelly's pussy, jacking me off. The madam said a gutjob would be incredibly expensive, and she was right.

by madmax666 March 7, 2010

Guitorus

The instrumental break in a song when the guitar player gets to have a solo in between the verse and chorus.

After the first verse, well break for an 8 measure guitorus.

by AsherAlli July 11, 2010

Guitornament

A guitar owned by someone that cannot play. Often these are obtained in by people who intend to learn, but never muster the motivation to begin/persist.

Steve: Do you know anyone selling an old guitar? I would really like to learn.
John: Ask Peter, he's got a guitornament by the fish tank.

by Juanaso September 1, 2013

Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

GutJob

When reviving a blowjob, and right after you finish.. The woman pukes on your cock and all over

"Yeah she gave me a gutjob, ruined the mood. Took forever to clean up"

by Pieman23230 June 7, 2018