The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010
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I got a text from someone yesterday and I responded that I thought another guy was being an ass. I didn't know it was a Grext and it turns out that guy was on it. Looks like I'm the ass now.
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by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
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When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...
(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...
(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
by meli&nadz November 29, 2011
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by GuyWhoDefinesThings December 23, 2011
Get the Guest Bong mug.When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.
Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.
Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.
Bro#1: word bro.
Bro#2: chill.
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.
Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.
Bro#1: word bro.
Bro#2: chill.
by OfficerFarva June 3, 2011
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