Guatemala

A place where little Native American Indians wear funny little hats and also engage in sexual acts with llamas.
Eww so Yamaleck is from Guatemala? I thought she(he?) was from Romania.
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Guatemala

A place that is good, but their people are mean as hell.
Yo my step-dad is from Guatemala

Then you must've a cool step-dad since he's from Guatemala!

Dude, no. He 10x scarier than any ordinary step-dad. He's from a purge-like race.
by EMOGUYxSCENEGURL July 07, 2018
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Guatemala Mudslide

A sex act where a man gets on his hands and knees while the girl strokes his penis from behind. At the same time, she tosses the guy's salad. During that time, the guy lets loose a load of diarrhea, creating the "mudslide."

Note: Contaminated water in Guatemala lends itself to diarrhea production.
I gave the girl a Guatemala Mudslide. It was great, but the cleanup is a bitch.
by MikeandJohn January 30, 2011
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guatemala's revenge

noun: sickness which developes after consuming large amounts of spicy mexican foods, and recieving either of the following condicions: heartburn,
bloating, diarrhea, narcolepsy, bedwetting, genital herpes, impotence, menopause, temporary blindness, polio, testicular cancer, agoraphobia, loss of the ability to smell and/or taste, or even hobophobia.
1: after eating at the local taco stand, i started to feel guatemala's revenge setting in, so I ran to the bathroom.

2: when talking to my friend, i accidently said "guatemala's revenge", rather than montezuma's revenge, so i saved myself from looking stupid by insisting that it was a real word and later decided to make it a real term.
by Jwave January 17, 2005
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Guatemala taco

When a guy takes a shit on a girls pussy and eats it off.
"Justin Morrill gave a Guatemala taco to a 13 year old girl named Jess Martineau."
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
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what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery
"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"
by mary k July 14, 2005
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Guatemala

A country that is significantly better than every country ever, especially Belize.
A: Where are you headed for vacation?
B: I'm heading to Guatemala!
A: At least it's not Belize.
by donutlord1945 March 19, 2024
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