grumpkin

Name: grumpkin Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
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Dude i just took a Grumpkin.
or Dude i need to take a Grumpkin.

grumpkin by CGH16 September 2, 2007

Grumpkin

When you are right and they are just plain grumpy about it.

"Why you gotta be a grumpkin?"

When an elderly gentlemen receives oral sex from his nurse while she changes his soiled diaper.

"Did you hear about Herbert? Had a heart attack while gettin' a grumpkin."
"Hell of a way to go."

The act of giving a blumpkin while angry

Grumpkin by QtBann May 10, 2024

Name for a not fully ripe pumpkin that is green instead of orange like a ripe pumpkin is.

Look at that grumpkin!! It's not even ripe yet.

Grumpkin by Zaladeus September 24, 2025

Pro staff getting head while dropping a deuce in the cart barn bathroom by a first year caddie!!

I'm very stressed. I think I need a sankaty grumpkin after the epic pick.

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot

I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie