Tickled Gruffy

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch

Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Sgt. Grumbles

A ranking officer in the Bear Military, primarily known for his role in the "Grumbles Massacre", where he allowed his unit to come under heavy attack by the rebel Lion Forces resulting in their complete slaughter. At the time, Sgt. Grumbles had found a cache of honey and had consumed it all.

"Sgt. Grumbles! Launch the counter-offensive! Sgt. Gruuuuummbles!"

by Johnathon Wibworth III Esq. September 24, 2005

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006

hedgerow grumble

British schoolboy term for a stash of porn found under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.

Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"
Roger: "Oh do tell!"
Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"
Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

Grumblers

Women or girls that have an unusual method of talking whereby the spoken words start in a normal clear voice and then are rolled to the back of the throat allowing a steady rumble or raspy sound to take over the words as if she were running out of air.

The trend is spreading accross the country much the way Valley girl speak did in the 1980's. You can hear grumblers on the radio, tv and the worst, is in person.

by Gad Noble October 21, 2010

Grufkin

midget with a top hat and puts nail polish on it's eyelids. typically wears overalls and has hairy legs. it also likes to dance to yodellers. friends with trolls and can usually be found in the club scene dancing on a table with fellow grufkins. it's children grow out of trees and are born with hammers in their hands. they tend to eat humans so beware.

I totally saw a grufkin at Chesticles last night!

by The 3 sibs April 26, 2011