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Grumblesnark

The act of relieving canine stress in an inappropriate fashion. When a dog goes apeshit for food - combining growls, whining, partial barks and clicking their nails on the floor from dancing around like an idiot. (note: keep your red rocket to yourself during grumblesnarking)
My dog Tucker likes to grumblesnark at 5:00 am and it annoys the fuck out of me - but it’s so cute I can’t get mad.
by Catten Whisperer February 3, 2023
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Grumblewank

when someone/something arouses you and at the same time makes you angry but you begrudgingly whack you stack or flick your skittle anyway.
After seeing Atris breasts she threatened to use a mallet on my testicles but i still had a grumblewank anyway.
by freudianslip69 September 16, 2024
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