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The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.
I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.
by Phil May 31, 2003
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Groundhogging

During sexual intercourse, you witness something so incredibly disgusting that you lose your erection and your penis recedes in towards your body. (Much like how when a groundhog notices his shadow and runs back into his hole.
I was about to start fucking this girl I met at a bar, when I pulled down her pants and noticed she had open sores covering her pussy. It was so disgusting my penis went groundhogging.
by Branden Raczkowski December 10, 2008
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Groundhog

When your finger pops through the toilet paper
Pass me some Lysol wipes under the door. I just had a groundhog
by Gumbypoo June 4, 2016
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Groundhogging

Similar to "prairiedogging", this is when your poop is so large that it comes out, sees its own shadow and goes back into hiding until you can find satisfactory facilities.
Dude, I gotta get out of this bar and find a clean bathroom, I'm groundhogging over here.
by PopeGuss June 22, 2011
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Groundhog

Wet willy-ing someone after shoving your finger in your ass.
Ah man, Jillian shoved her finger up her snatch then wet-willied me so I shoved mine up my ass and Groundhogged her
by penispenispenispenispenispenis January 24, 2011
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Groundhogging

During sexual intercourse, you witness something so incredibly disgusting that you lose your erection and your penis recedes in towards your body. (Much like how when a groundhog notices his shadow and runs back into his hole.
I was just about to bang this hot chick last night when she farted. It was so gross, i lost my erection and my dick went groundhogging.
by thebeanerz December 9, 2008
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groundhog dismay

Like in the movie Groundhog Day where you keep reliving the same day over and over except there isn't anything good about it and there is nothing but dismay.
I'm so depressed with this groundhog dismay crap, same old bullshit over and over again and again.
by jpg3 January 2, 2012
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