Grond

1. The long giant battering ram from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King shaped like a giant flaming wolf's head

2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"

I gronded a chick last night when we went clubbing and it was like my pants were on fire! It was more awesome than the Battle of Minas Tirith!

by Grond850 February 24, 2011

grooda

comes from the word grood it is used as a RESPONSE when the word grood has been said; it can also be used as a substitute for grood when you are speaking to a large amount of people.

1.) Person 1 - "How are you?"
Person 2 - "I am grood!"
Person 1 - "Grooda!"
2.)"Hello and welcome! We will all have a grooda time today if everyone listens..."

by Morea March 26, 2005

gondar

1)dota hero with an icredibly small target range which makes it hard to click on

2)far too much dps and dodge too kill if fed

1)*target storm bolt* click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click omg he escaped

2)omg gondar is fed *leave*

by STORMFROST April 6, 2009

Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.

1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.

by daveWORST February 20, 2011

ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.

Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018

grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit

"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"

by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008

Grundaberries

Men's briefs. Derived from "Reg Grundies" - Australian slang for undies or underwear - and from the concept of storing your berries (testicles).

Also known as sluggos, or budgie smugglers.

These grundaberries are too tight. I hope it doesn't affect my sperm count.

by Honeycut February 6, 2009