Grumper

A very humorous word for poop.

Damn it, I just stepped in the biggest pile of grumper!

by benwad934 March 30, 2004

gompertz

Someone who wants their name to mean something cool.

She looked up her name to see if she was a gompertz.

by Evelyn Carnate May 6, 2014

Grouper

A Grouper is an enormous women usually weighing at least 200+ pounds. A Grouper usually smells like a run down cheese factory due to the obscene amount of calories shovelled into their gullet.
A Grouper is an absolute menace to anything even remotely heathy. They can often be found having a field day at the buffet table.

Ben: hey man, did you smell that fat lady with the stature of a Cape buffalo back there?
Adam: yea, she had to be a grouper!

by Mooncricket6969 March 1, 2021

Groper in Chief

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.

George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 19, 2006

grumper

A defecation that requires mass force to expel.

Oh man, I can tell this one is going to be a real grumper.

by John Clever November 27, 2002

Grumper

A new social networking site that is growing in popularity. Where the Internet goes to complain. www.grumper.org

I posted a grump about swine flu on Grumper. You should check it out and grump it.

by Asyra June 10, 2009

swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water

I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me

by master chubs October 29, 2020