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gobbledygeek

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012
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Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.
Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...
by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009
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douche-gobbler

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.
Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing
by EmDix January 20, 2009
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Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.
"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."
by GetAwayNick July 7, 2020
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Gribble flange

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.
Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'
by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014
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grabble

The act of taking something that doesn't belong to you.
i.e. to be a " grabbler " or to have " grabbled " something that doesn't belong to you.
Why did you grabble all my Cheetohs, bitch?
by Blix76 May 26, 2011
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