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Grinching

Grinching (verb)

To Grinch someone is to ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝h ̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖̌͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅo̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ if they touch and/or enter your bad room.
"this is my bad room. Don't touch my mop ory bucket or else I'll be grinching you. "
by NotPoseidonn March 13, 2025
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Grinching

When you ejaculate all over or inside a families Christmas presents, leading to an uncomfortable and ruined holiday.
I went Grinching yesterday, so now I am watching this house to see their reactions.
by The Grincher July 24, 2025
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Grinching

A holiday-season tradition where one intentionally ignores all grooming and allows their pubes to grow wildly out of control, reaching full feral, Grinch-level proportions by Christmas.
He was grinching so hard it crossed the line from tradition into public concern.
by GFN2K26 January 6, 2026
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Reverse Grinching

When something is so horrible it shrinks your heart 3 times as small
That holocaust joke was so bad I'm reverse grinching
by Scortese August 21, 2016
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reverse grinching

when you get fuck so hard in the ass it comes out of ur nose and eyes
bro you reverse grinching me so hard the past few nights i can’t even sit
by brady…brad..chicken.licker December 4, 2023
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Ankle grinding

The act of twerking while in an Asian squat. Twerking at the ankle level.
Amity was ankle grinding hard at da club at ACEP Denver 2019.
by Anklegrinder4lyf October 28, 2019
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Sailboat tea grinding mill

The man sits with his legs stretched out. The woman sits opposite the man and places her hips onto him and spreads her legs wide apart. The man puts both hands under either her lower back or legs and draws her to him.
John: My wife wants a new sex position tonight and I'm out of ideas.
Jake: How about the Sailboat tea grinding mill? It's a rare position. I use it sometime with my wife and she loves it.
John: Never heard of it, but I'll give it a shot.
by WouldntYouLike2Know August 20, 2013
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