Grambabe

A girl who is attractive on instagram, but is actually ugly in person.

Wow she looks really attractive.
-Yea but I've met her, shes a grambabe and she's ugly in person.

by eserbalacja January 10, 2015

fecal gram

When one deficates in a small box. then packages it up real nice, gift wraps it and sends it on its way to ones house with no return address.

Dude Charlie left me an upper decker so I mailed him a Fecal Gram

by Edgemin September 3, 2006

Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor

for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram

by Rob Kovell February 11, 2009

Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.

I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!

by CougarTom March 18, 2011

Carter Gram

A really overpriced gram of weed.

Person A: I paid 35 for this, is that a good deal?
Person B: Nah bro, you bought a whole carter gram.

by moz_11235 October 25, 2020

The Gram

Slang for instagram.

I can't take the picture with all that clutter in the background. You know I'm posting this on The Gram!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022

Flexin' for the Gram

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.

Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!

by JMoneyyyy89 June 14, 2016