Greensboro Puppeteer

• One person lubricates their dominant hand, and proceeds to fist a second person.

• The first person lifts the second person up with their lubricated hand, whilst fisting them.
• The second person will slide down the entire forearm, giving the appearance of a puppet.

"My arm is so sore after the Greensboro Puppeteer I gave you last night."

by ruugard July 4, 2025

Greensboroitis

The condition of when you live in Greensboro, North Carolina and live in the shit hole for so long that all you care about is coke and partying.
Also a social illness that causes you to be the worst person possible and fight in the street over nothing.

“ Do you want to party in Greensboro tonight?”
“ Nah, everyone has Greensboroitis and I don’t want to get shot dude.”

by prttygayifyouaskm3 December 3, 2023