Greased up like a banshee

A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".

I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!

by greasedbanshee December 14, 2014

Greased

To be greased means to be killed. Originally it meant to be killed by multiple bullet wounds from a weapon fired on full automatic but gradually its use extended, particularly during the Vietnam War, until it was used to describe any death caused by enemy action.

The expression originated from American troops of the Second World War who were armed with the M3 submachine gun. Since the M3's nickname was 'grease gun', supposedly from its resemblance to the mechanics tool, enemy troops killed by the M3 were soon referred to as having been greased.

Had some luck out in the boonies today!
How's that?
Nine of Uncle Ho's finest goofin' off in a waterhole, twelve M16s greased their asses real good!
Number One!

by Croatalin November 19, 2013

greased up deaf guy

The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"

"Y'all can't catch me, i'm the greased up deaf guy"

by Bubba390 June 20, 2006

Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

Greased Cookie Sheet

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”

I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night

by LilPoutine May 12, 2022

greased watermelon

Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.

Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.

by chardeemacdennis August 14, 2012

greased elbow

The act of applying lubrication on the inside of you're elbow and using it to masterbate.

Mom: Oh Dear what are you doing.
Son: Its called the greased elbow, dad taught me.

by The Brown Kind January 27, 2008