One eyed grease box

A bad ass mother fucking bitch with a nice pussy and one eye

I was at the pool when this one eyed grease box showed up.

by Oneeyedgreasebox July 5, 2017

greasepole

A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

by northern jamie January 10, 2016

Greasebag

A fucking douche that is really annoying and usually a shit hair and thinks he can nail pussy

Jackson is fucking greasebag dude.

by Phu February 15, 2017

greasepocket

Colloquialism for a wet pussy

Girl: man, my greasepocket has been really itchy today.

Friend: have you tried de-greasing your greasepocket?

by Hi there you April 22, 2019

greasemonkey

Someone who goes in and gets things done. A finisher. A closer. An ace in the hole.

Yo you just paid off that bouncer? Way to take care of business greasemonkey.

by tha h00tman December 8, 2011

greasemo

A dirty old man; A overgreased slice of pizza; An oil changing expert

"Help! This greasemo from the alley tried to grab me!"

"Eww! This slice is a greasemo! Get me a napkin or something!"

"Damn! That car oil was fast! You greasemos are alright!"

by Smart American Male October 24, 2006

Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013