Asian Grading Scale

Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this...

A = Good job! Keep up the good work!

B = That's still good. But you can do better.

C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable.

D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game.

F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass.

HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this...

A+ = Average.

Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better.

B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?!

C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT.

D = DEATH. That's it.

F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead.

Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.

Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.

"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU DUMB-A-ASS. GO DIE."

Sad face.

This example was made for humourous people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U

by Don't Worry About It, Man. September 8, 2010

Gracing

The act of putting your mouth on or over someone else's mouth or body part and screaming.

She graced him over his mouth.

He graced her arm.

They were gracing each other.

by Remix Teens January 15, 2013

La Graving

The art of getting extreme when it is not necessary. Popularized by TGR athletes in La Grave, France.

Of course I know crampons aren't necessary in an urban environment but La Graving is not a lifestyle, it's a way of life, man!

by Paul Slarvey July 2, 2016

Cheese Grating

The act of biting down softly while giving head, so the teeth are gently scraping the wang. Not meant to shock the male, but just to startle him enough to make him pay attention and not start thinking of something else while he is sitting back.

Bro 1: "Yo brosef! I heard you got some last night from that girl at the bar! How was she?"

Bro 2: "Well it was going pretty good. She was suckin' on my thang and I was just sitting there thinking about lax and stuff, when she started cheese grating me out of nowhere. It was kind of weird, but pretty rad at the same time.

by Old Saggy Man May 19, 2008

Gracing

When an individual escorts another individual back to their place of residence in a platonic manner, generally at the end of an evening.

Where is Alice taking Bob?

Oh, she's gracing him.

by NorthCat February 20, 2017

Asian Grading Scale

For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family

Guy: No wonder why Asians are so smart. The Asian Grading Scale is so strict

by Sportsexperter21 September 23, 2020

cheese grating

to absolutely destroy an opponent

I played Halo the other day and was cheese grating a bunch of aliens!

by faggotchomper November 15, 2014