Champion Greyhound

Used to describe a lady sporting a short skirt. The term used to describe such skirts that are only, 'an inch from the hair(hare)'.

'Brilliant, this club is packed with Champion Greyhounds!'

by Merivale July 7, 2005

Italian greyhound

A skinny, stick dog with a long, pointy snoot. They’re legs look like uncooked spaghetti noodles and they’re tails are like a rats. They’re great to snuggle with, if you like cuddling with a pile of twigs.

What is that thing?
Hey, thats my Italian greyhound.

by Itlaliangreyhoundlover February 11, 2022

greyhound

Best pets every! there lazy and dont move most of the time... but will get up every one and awhile to greet you

Greyhounds = 45 mile an hour couch potatoes!

by Raqii May 7, 2009

Greyhound

A breed of dog that is capable of reaching up too 45 mph. Used in the racing industry and for hare coarsing. Second most abused breed next to the pitbull. Also Greyhounds are very lazy.

"Dude my Greyhound just shot offf after some rabbits"

by Finnerty September 8, 2009

go greyhound

To quietly and calmly lose one's mind, stab someone fifty times, slice bits of them off, consume those bits, decapitate victim, then display the head as a trophy to shocked bystanders. See postal.

Darren is at the end of his rope with the Japanese account. I'm worried he might go greyhound on them.

by Sttocs October 2, 2008

Greyhound

Very short skirt, only an inch from the *hare*.

Nick: Check the hottie in the greyhound
Sammy: OMG! I can see her pubes!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

gayhound

A dude that excels at the art of sniffing out other dudes that he can 'get with'.

B Funk is a gayhound, observe how he can always tell which fairies are queer.

by JBuddy November 27, 2006