Fratuitous

Fratuitous (to be fratuitous): this is the right bestowed amongst all fratstars to express their feelings of superiority (towards those who would remain independent) without apparent reason, cause, or justification.

Fletch: "Get out of my way you GDI!"

Mike: "Fletch, that was very fratuitous of you."

Fletch: "Thanks bro!"

by blackout[fratstar] October 28, 2010

gratuminous

Large. Huge. Anything not Small. Only used when quantifying things.

Elephants have ears with a gratuminous surface area.

Whales have a gratuminous mass.

by Cold Ankles June 3, 2010

gratituitous

(adj) an act in which someone thanks someone else far more than is warranted by the action they're thanking about.

etymology: combination of "gratitude" and "gratuitous"

person 1: hey man thanks for that twizzler. i mean it, i really appreciate it. you did me a total solid.

~half an hour later~

person 1: thanks again for that twizzler man, i so owe you one.
person 2: ....well THAT was gratituitous.

by jodyOs April 27, 2011

Gruntuitous

Adjective - Describes work or tasks given for the sake of having a staff (grunts) that appers to be busy.

My boss just gave me the "Gruntuitous" task of valuing a deal he has no intention of doing.

by PoochMan March 12, 2010

gratuinous

a large amount of anything. A large amount of goodness or badness.

That is a gratuinous amount of ice cream.
I got a gratuinously good score on my sucka exam.

by Aust da bomb October 14, 2009

gratitious wee

group of two indeviduals who fuckin rock, and may do anything above the law without consequence (including rape)

Danny Earp
Liam Moore

by Danny Earp January 17, 2004

Gratitourette Syndrome

Combination of Gratitude and Tourette Syndrome. When a person (most often a middle manager) is unable to say the words "thank you" for even the most minor task, no matter how well its done or the amount of effort involved, and instead substitutes verbal tics such as "I don't like the color" or "you missed a spot". Can be abbreviated as Gratitourettes.

I just mowed Steve's lawn in 90 degree weather as a favor, and his first words were "You mowed it side to side, not in a spiral, now it looks bad." I think he must have Gratitourette Syndrome, so I just said "you're welcome" and walked away.

by DarthAlicious October 23, 2019