graffitits

Photographed breasts which have obviously been air-brushed. Modern usage includes digital image editing techniques (ie. photoshopping).

Pete: Check out this month's centerfold!
Repete: Fool, I can't get chubby off those graffitits.

by mudmudhug February 5, 2009

gratuitous violence

Fighting over how much to tip the waiter/waitress. Also fighting between servers over the tip itself.

"Lunch went well, except for the decision on how much to tip, which erupted into gratuitous violence."

by onasphere August 16, 2009

gratuitive

An action or courtesy which one feels they are obligated to give to another but privately their heart isn't in it... A false act of kindness... A socially accepted act of ostentatious phoniness.

Jane is grossly overweight. I am a petite size and very chic. She is a friend of mine but because of her size I think myself better than her. But I do NOT treat her as less than me even though I think she is. My treatment of her as an equal is strictly 'gratuitive'.

by Wizard-of-Aaahhs November 20, 2013

gratuitous intensive

Using vulgarity to intensify one's speech for no real reason or purpose.

Hey, teacher, how the fuck are you?
how dare you swear at me?
I didn't; I merely employed use of the gratuitous intensive. It's called, "colloquial expression," bitch! NOW I've sworn at you, you old cunt!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2012

Gratuitous Fett

Elevation to demigod status of a minor, insignificant character in a movie or series.

"Hey man, what do you think of that show Agents of Shield?"
"I think it's cool, but there's too much gratuitous Fett going on with Coulson."

by Fraq May 20, 2014