A faux medical term for the condition of someone with a fucking gigantic swede. Similar to the term elephant man. An overly large head for their body.
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Acting in the way of the Nicolas Granda, throwing away all of society's expectations, and truly becoming the Granda
"He's boutta go Grandiculous"
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I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!
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2. livin that ~ life, girls go runnin when they see him comin'
3. On the phone:
Dude: You comin to cross country this morning, Grantimus?
grantimus: Uh...blah...uh...zzzzzzzz zz
2. livin that ~ life, girls go runnin when they see him comin'
3. On the phone:
Dude: You comin to cross country this morning, Grantimus?
grantimus: Uh...blah...uh...zzzzzzzz zz
by i'm grantie's little brother October 29, 2007
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A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".
1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.
See Also: granny panties.
A combination of "granny"/"grandma" and "panties".
1. Large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvestites. Made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the breasts and cover the entire ass (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. The chastity belt of the modern age. Worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential sexual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. Underwear that your mother buys you because, let's face it, her ass is down to her knees and she hasn't gotten laid in years so she really doesn't know any better.
See Also: granny panties.
-Wow Erica, those are some massive granties you've got on there...
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-Sexy.
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.
-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-MOTHER!
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!
-Shut up cuntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-Where'd she get those... the toilet store?
-No, Wal-Mart.(insert sad face)
-Sexy.
-I'm never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-You're right.
-You're not going out, are you?
-Yes mom, I have a date.
-Oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-A thong.
-Oh no you're not! Go change into some granties first!
-Oh mom, do I have to?
-Yes, you filthy whore. I don't want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can't keep your legs shut.
-MOTHER!
-Hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when I was your age we wouldn't be having this discussion... because you wouldn't have been born and I would have graduated high school. Now get in there and change before I whip your ass!
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