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GOAD

A ball of curdled cum that exits the penis like a kidney stone. Usually followed by searing pain.
Doctor: "Good news you don't have testicular cancer. It's just goad."
by pickledgoad June 18, 2021
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Gomad

1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of bodybuilding to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day.
Frequently used in a facetious manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of bulking up.
Hey man, I did squatz and GOMAD and I bulked up like crazy!!
by Memz0rz January 7, 2010
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Gowdi

A disgusting, greasy gorilla-like creature, with a large hooked beak for a nose. May be seen with or without pubic hair crudely sellotaped to the chin.

Male and female Gowdis are only distinguishable by the male's ability to lactate banana milkshake. Despite having fully functioning legs, a Gowdis main form of transportation is to roll towards it's destination. As they do not wish to expend energy, they exclusively roll downhill. Therefore Gowdis often accumulate at the bottom of hills, leading to a phenomenon dubbed "The Gowdi Effect" by researchers.

Young Gowdis are formed from the dregs of warm beer, orang-utan faeces and general squalor. Once fully formed, they generally reach an overall height of 3 feet high, and 9 feet about the waist.
"Yo, look at that obese Gowdi fucking itself with a mutton roll dude!"

"Ugh, you're such a Gowdi, you could open a can of beans with that nose"
by Gowdi Catcher December 2, 2011
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Gawad

Low Life Pimp in Iraqi Slang
Used as derogatory, insulting word by older iraqis and parents.
But, used as a compilent and/or greeting among the Iraqi Youth in the Iraqi Diaspora.
MUM: you have become a Gawad recently! Stop going out alot and focus on your educaction!
BOY:but i wanna have fun! ill study later.
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BOYZ1: Hey Gawad, wats up bro.
BOYZ2:Nothing much gawad, yalla lets go to the club.
by Wogboi July 18, 2009
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gowdie

the act of inserting one's penis through someone's pierced earlobe for sexual arousal
Person 1: Whad'ya get up ta last night dude?
Person 2: ahh you know that blonde chick with the juicy racks I went home with from the club? I did a gowdie on her
Person 1: oh sweet dude
*high fives one another
by cuntofthefucker September 7, 2014
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Spiritual Gonads

Used to describe someone who is a warrior in his faith.
That guy really loves Jesus, he has a pair of huge spiritual gonads.
by FlipDiesel July 12, 2010
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Ma gwad

Another rendition of the phrase "oh my god' used to express surprise and/or shock
Kofi: Oh Jack, I just got ripped off by a grifter
Jack: Oh ma gwad!
Kofi: You can say that again... ma gwad I'm snookered...
by BennyTee2 January 22, 2013
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