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Governer

That guy in the group who skips the plan in the last minute
Please confirm if you are really coming. Dont be a governer tomorrow.
by digambaran December 23, 2019
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fuck the government

1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.

2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America.

“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson

“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin

“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln

I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means
Sally: Have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?

Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.

Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill?

Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!"

Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.

Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.
by M Stillman June 29, 2006
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Fuck the government

Takes money from you.
*buys lottery ticket*
next night.
wins lottery
"Fuck ya I won" Jeff said
"Shit half of my winning is going to the government" Jeff said
"Fuck the government" said Jeff
by Idk78787 September 14, 2018
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fuckin way she goes

A good quote from Trailer Park Boys tv show. When something doesn't exactly go the way you wanted and leaves you disappointed.
Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. Fuckin way she goes boys, fuckin way she goes...
by Pavelski8 May 3, 2008
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governmentium

The heaviest chemical element yet known to science. Governmentium (Gv) has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium--an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
"Oh my God--Don't touch that!! It's Governmentium. My cousin Sal drank some mixed with Tang when he was a kid, and now he's a lawyer."

"Aiiighhhhh!!!!!"
by Rickster_dc April 6, 2006
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Sri Lankan Government

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.
Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.
by Made.inSL June 14, 2019
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U.S. Government

A body solely owned by corporations (see corruption) that governs the United States. It's only objectives are to make the people comply to it, to waste money, and to take away your liberties.
You: Look, the U.S. Government just passed new legislation.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.
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