gouch

the space between this balls and the asshole is the gooch, not the gouch.

if you think gooch is spelled g-o-u-c-h, you are a moron.

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Gouche

A Gouche is a male perienium...
It is between the crack and the sack!

Friend: Barry licks gouche!
Barry: Your momma licks my gouche

by Kingy_Mullet February 14, 2008

Gouch

when heroin addicts take a hit they start 'gouchin'

Uuurrgghh look at that bag head he's gouchin to fuck...

by Mattie-n-DonnysMama April 3, 2009

gouch

The mild state of unconsciousness experienced whilst under the influence of the drug heroin

That gear was amazing, I had such a good gouch on it.
This gear is amazing, I'm gouching like fuck!

by Pugman March 21, 2008

Gouched

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014

Gouched

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

Gouch

Gouch Goo - t ch; A mythical creature that must be respected. Often regarded as "The working-mans Unicorn" or "That piece of skin between your ball-sack and your anus"

"John said he seen his Gouch last night, but i just KNOW he's lying...everybody knows that theres no such thing as Gouch... -_-"

by gouch man aka lou May 27, 2008