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Gospel of Blunt

The belief shared by some pot smokers that a blunt is the most enjoyable and efficient way of smoking their drug of choice.
When my friends at college insisted on smoking their chronic out of a pipe, I had to teach them a little something about the Gospel of Blunt.

Father Tom's firey sermons on the Gospel of Blunt could turn even the most heathenous of joint-junkies into a beleiver.
by THHHZZZZZZ January 20, 2009
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Midnight Gospel

When you and a friend or group of friends begin to talk about very emotional and deep stuff suddenly because all of you are awake longer than you normally are. This is the result of the late night lowering your inhibitions allowing you to talk more freely even if you are not that close to the person(s) in question.
On our way back from a long night of hanging out, Fred and I began to talk about out views on life. Fred and I had a midnight gospel and I think we are closer cause of it.
by TheMagician4 February 27, 2022
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gospel

absolute truth (from a term for a message expected to trigger a positive reaction, in turn derived from the name of the first section of the New testament in the bible)
Today we have too many people who mistake urban legends for gospel.
by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2011
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share the gospel

To have gay sex. Termed after George Alan Rekers, a religious conservative and co-founder of the homophobic "Family Research Council", who was spotted returning from a European gaycation with a male prostitute hired from Rentboy.com. When asked to explain his conduct, Rekers said that the rent boy "let me share the gospel of Jesus Christ with him with many Scriptures in three extended sessions".
That Catholic priest was able to share the gospel with over 9000 of his altar boys.
by OygaBoyga May 16, 2010
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gospellion

Have you heard the song gospellion in a classic love?

Yeah, but I dont know what gospellion means...
by _Ligma_ July 4, 2023
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Gospelcore

A kind of emo/metal/screamo christian band; such as Underoath and Showbread.
I think I am going to make a gospelcore band with our youth group and then play in our church.
by COKEBUB3 November 25, 2006
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gospel broadcasting network

The Gospel Broadcasting Network (GBN) is a Christian satellite broadcast network, which transmits from a KU-Band Satellite and simulcasts over the Internet over GBNTV.org. The network broadcasts a full schedule of Christian teaching, preaching and a cappella music 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Programs includes "In Search of the Lord's Way" with Mack Lyon, "The International Gospel Hour" with David Sain, and the animated program "Digger Doug's Underground" created by Jim Jinkins, the creator of the animated series "Doug", among other programs that teach the gospel. GBN celebrated their first anniversary during the Thanksgiving Weekend 2006.
Let's watch the Gospel Broadcasting Network!
by Fran Dresker February 18, 2007
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