The Gonk

A beautiful song composed by Herbert Chappel that is originally from the movie "Dawn of the Dead" and is also now used in the "New Castle Ale" commercials.

duh dum dah dum da duh da dum da dum da dadadadadadum de dum the gonk

by adambenner September 30, 2013

pay gorn

the brother of say gex

1: "i watch pay gorn every night"
2: "dude get a life"

by ~a gay person July 13, 2023

gorkem

An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.

Girl 1: You are so lucky, your boyfriend is a gorkem.

Girl 2: I know!

by ErinY. July 20, 2008

gorkin it

To wear a sweatshirt without a shirt underneath

Steve was gorkin it hard this morning.

I debated changing, but decided to gork it.

by Keepthepace March 20, 2017

gorkakke

Sebastian Gorka’s sticky waifu pillow after a night of soft-bitching it with a box of wine in the back seat of his four-banger girly car.

Hey Twitter, who wants to Periscope my Gorkakke Party? I just got a new waifu pillow!

by ScenarioLENS September 5, 2019

gorkm

Someone who want to fuck a pig

Dude, brandon wants to gorkm

by TREV03BOMB March 11, 2021

Goonk

A less than bright person.

He crashed straight in to the back of my car! What a Goonk!

by Corey NZ April 6, 2010