Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

grunkle

only awesome people have the name grunkle <3

what’s your name
grunkle, stan
YOO I LOVED THAT SHOWED

by awesomekin January 17, 2022

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003

gurbunkle

The undesirable, awkward quasi-silence between two people in a car, elevator, or other isolated space caused when neither person knows what to say.

Dude, I was just in the elevator with Jill, and it was filled with gurbunkle. It sucked.

by Dreamboat October 25, 2007

Let's Garfunkle

To Leave

User Eins: Yo mah boi
User Zwei: Yeh?
User Eins: Let's Garfunkle m8

by ThickPenisHair May 14, 2014

Grunklefunkey

Grunklefunkey- Jessamyn's word for cool.

Today was amazingly grunklefunkey!

by WeinerDeluxes October 7, 2009

gerfunkle

Exclaimed to brake an awkward silence

*akward silence* “gerfunkle!”

by lil grifff December 6, 2017