Googtard

Someone who has no real knowledge of anything except how to search for wrong answers on Google.

That googtard Larry told me he read that fusing the circuit on my processor with a car battery would make it MP compatible.

by deltar March 23, 2009

goontastic

When someone or something demonstrates at an exceptional or supreme level the ability to be "gangster" or a "goon."

Seth Lockhart wore all blue to represent for the Crypts. He looked goontastic at the basketball game.

by Xedious February 28, 2010

Gontard

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.

1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.

by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010

gooftard

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

by James Robertson March 31, 2003

goontard

An extremely stupid person. A major moron

Tom is such a goontard

by Jeremy H October 27, 2005

Goonter

pretty much a pre fucked asshole!!

Dude did you hear that Thomas has a "goonter"?
Hellzz yeah man I heard that shit was huge!!

by <@$$!>Y March 9, 2008

goondar

(adj.)- describing someone as being goofy, irritating, awkward or a total fool.

That guy was talking about the weirdest stuff and would not shut up. He was a total goondar.

by clem von holstein July 10, 2006