Goimpers

This word is commonly mistaken for "Coin purse" which we all know refers to the sac of skin that encloses the testes and allows them to produce sperm and store it at a lower temperture to the body. Usually the result of a misunderstanding or a miscommunication.

me: would you mind shaving my coin purse?
you: Goimpers?
me: Yeah, coin purse.
you: Goimpers?
me: Coin purse.
you: wait... what?

by Dominic Drexel January 26, 2006

gomper

A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.

Oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can't even f'in tie his shoes.

by Uncle Che November 11, 2008

Gomper

A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!

Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Gomper

A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.

Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.

by jumbypah December 15, 2009

Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

Pooper Gooper

One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.

I felt that fart on my face, I swear everyone at this party is a pooper gooper!

by Upbeat jolly August 26, 2019

goomer

an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.

The person in the car that just cut me off in traffic is a goomer

by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004