goofy

A goofy is a silly ass mothafucker who kinda wacky but they chill

“You a fuckin goofy bro”

by Rosee0326 August 1, 2018

Gollywhopper

A Southern U.S. expression for a very large specimen of anything. Often used to describe a big fish. Also commonly used to refer to a big lie.

I had a real gollywhopper on the hook, but my line broke before I got it in the boat.

Bubba didn't have a good reason for getting home late, so he made up some big gollywhopper about having a flat tire.

by Your Old Uncle Bill December 22, 2013

Goofy Goober

A lovable Goof Ball

Me: YOU GOOFY GOOBER!

by Unicorn Belly June 4, 2019

Goofy Sleuth

An outsider that is too awkward to introduce themselves, but is obviously intrigued and won't stop studying your every move from a safe distance. They are usually unaware that you are aware.

Every so often I look over the balcony and see the same goofy sleuth peeping up at the party.

by gis_in_my October 10, 2016

goofy ass nigga

Somebody who is dumb enough to talk shit when they know they finna get they ass beat.

Aye bruh, you is a goofy ass nigga. Talk to me again and i will smack the shit outta you.

by Over9563 May 21, 2017

goofyhead

a kid who is 2 silly 4 u

"Blank is a goofyhead"

by jeffyouhouh May 4, 2018

Goofy Granny Wagon

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.

Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!

by Lumpbag August 16, 2009