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Googlywebs

Hey guys, look what I found while surfing the googlywebs!
by Kungfucougar December 21, 2008
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Googalized

Pronounced Googalized
Puerto Rican pronounciation of Google-lized
The point of Realization that you are proven right or wrong by Google.
Usually takes place after being told to Googalit
Person 1: I'm telling you, Wolverine will kill Batman in a fight!
Person 2: Batman is the best, he got gadgets in his underware that can kill Wolverine.
Person 1: Dude, just Googalit already!
Person 2: Alright, give me your awesome iPhone because my phone sucks...
Person 1: Dude, you need to hurry up and buy an iPhone already, I've been telling you this for over 2 years now!
Person 2: My mommy won't let me buy one. (grabs iPhone)...seconds later.... Wolverine...blah blah will kick.. blah blah the crap...blah blah outa Batman...blah blah....
Person 1: So have you Googalized that Batman sucks and Wolverine would beat down Batman?
Person 2: yup, I came to the Googalization that you are right.
by liquid_wolverine November 7, 2011
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Googleite

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.
Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.
by Just Jacko December 29, 2019
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Uncle Googemizer

A sexual act in which a man freezes his excrement in a common household freezer for 8-10 hours. Afterwards, it is then taken out of the freezer, at which point the female uses it to masturbate. For maximum pleasure, it can be frozen along with the female's excrement and frozen for 24 hours.
Afterwards, both male and female simultaneously use it as a dildo, ass-to-ass or ass-to-vagina. The objective in this sexual 'game' is for the male and the female to ejaculate or cum, respectively, before the excrement starts to melt.
Man: Honey, I'm so bored of our lovemaking. Perhaps we should try something new?
Woman: I've heard about something called an Uncle Googemizer. Perhaps we should try it?

- 1 day later -

Man: Wow, that felt so great! We should do it again.
Woman: Indeed, but we must remember to buy more laxatives.
by Sora25322264 August 30, 2011
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googyie

A word made by Sasha Howland and Isabella White. You can call your pet or friend a Googyie.
Damn Stephanie is such a Googyie
by Googyie January 6, 2020
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Googlier

one who's proclivities for finding things on the internet is unrivaled w/in their immediate locality. they can use the mankiest search engine on Auntie Thelma's TRS-80 computer to search the Human Genome project and prove that Auntie Thelma and Uncle Bob are not only married, they're brother and sister. this person is not a hacker or a coder but they sure don't need no stinkin' bookmarks.
"Give that shit to little miss googlier over there - let her figure out how many car batteries we gotta hook up to these jumper cables to fry this here cat."
by Boy Wonder the Fourth January 20, 2009
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googleize

A verb, To search for something on the search engine Google
Oli - 'Hey i'm trying to find out the score from last nights match'
Rob - 'googleize it'
by Robert Padden January 9, 2006
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