googlie-eyed 

1. the action of having put googlie-eyes (those little plastic wiggly eyes kids use in art class') on something (or someone)

2. irrationally "falling for" someone and being obvious about it; having a crush on someone and having an udder lack of coy about it

1. Suzy, have the kids googlie-eyed their puppets yet?

2. Don't pretend, we all know you're googlie-eyed about her.
She's googlie-eyed about him and it's beginning to sicken me how much she flirts with him.

googlie-eyed by Dogma Girl February 26, 2010

googlie-eyed 

to get nervous, blushed, speechless, etc... when the one you have interest in (a crush) approaches

Shauna gets all googlie-eyed when Mark, the high school quarter back, walks by.

googlie-eyed by alligazm April 22, 2008

google-eyed 

In the days prior to a certain search-engine's rise to fame, thereby distorting the original meaning, the term "google-eyed" referred to a certain odd and slightly humorous appearance or expression in someone's eyes. Whether the person was slightly cross-eyed, cockeyed, or had a lazy eye, or simply postured their eyes in an odd way during an expression, they were "google-eyed."

In newer post-google.com use, it probably refers to someone who has spent far too many hours "googling" or web-searching for something and reading too many webpages.

Him - "Hey you're pretty cute!"

Her blushing and slightly google-eyed.

google-eyed by buggy June 25, 2007

Google-eyed 

A feeling of lostness and sadness that occurs during times of freedom on the internet when the world's most powerful search engine is before you, but you do not have the incentive or motivation or curiosity to look up anything interesting.

"I sat in front of the screen for about 10 minutes, completely google-eyed"

Google-eyed by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

google-eyed 

When a person standing face to face with you and one eye looking directly at you and the other is looking somewhere else. Also see “cock-eyed.”

“I don’t even know what to do when I see that google-eyed girl. I mean, do I focus on the eye that’s looking at me or the one that’s looking over there?”

google-eyed by BrigittaSuzannaLouisa June 4, 2022

Google-y eyed 

The wide eyed stare of people captured in an image from Google Maps. The faces have recently been blurred however you can see they are frozen as they watch the google camera car drive by.

I was looking at the Google Street maps for my city. Everybody was all google-y eyed just staring at the car while it took their picture. What a herd of deer!

Google-y eyed by TeeWee30 April 23, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019