Googlier

one who's proclivities for finding things on the internet is unrivaled w/in their immediate locality. they can use the mankiest search engine on Auntie Thelma's TRS-80 computer to search the Human Genome project and prove that Auntie Thelma and Uncle Bob are not only married, they're brother and sister. this person is not a hacker or a coder but they sure don't need no stinkin' bookmarks.

"Give that shit to little miss googlier over there - let her figure out how many car batteries we gotta hook up to these jumper cables to fry this here cat."

by Boy Wonder the Fourth January 20, 2009

Todd Googler

A person who googles “Todd” (Usually used as an insult)

“It’s not anything, it doesn’t mean anything! It’s not even offensive!” ~ Brewis Ginley

The perfect description of Alex the Rambler

Shut up Alex the Rambler… You googled the word Todd? Fucking Todd Googler, shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous146_ December 6, 2021

Googler's Remorse

When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.

"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."

"I'd be scarred for life."

by P Banger October 1, 2009

Googlers

Googlers (goo-guh-lurs) noun. The magnification reading glasses nerds wear in order to see their cellphone screens while googling.

John can I borrow your googlers for a second so I can google that.

by Dragonlady58 January 30, 2021

Googler

An employee working at Google. Employee benefits include free massages, gourmet food, no set working hours, constant talks from presidential candidates and tons of other famous people, and really high salary.

"Welcome to Google, the land of bunnies and rainbows!" -a typical Googler

by Swami Mehadevan June 11, 2008

Dick Googler

One who uses google image results to fetch pictures of penis(es) for enjoyment. Generally erect in nature, but cases of flaccid dick googling has been cited.

"Kevin is such a dick googler, his internet history is chock full of cocks."

by HottieNanako May 10, 2010

fridge googler

A person who searches the office refrigerator for food to eat that does not belong to him/her.

Don't leave your pizza in the fridge, or else Steve AKA the fridge googler will find it and eat it.

by Bolivion December 31, 2011