googlemachie

Unlike a Text Listing or PPP, a person who spends most of their time online using a search engine offered in the Google Services Online, 24/7/365 is known as a google machine, aka googlemachie

I thought He heard everything I said to him at work this AM, about being a 'country bumpkin' but as well beyond all my hopes and dreams, no, he was already searching out the terms I tried to explain to him like some kind of "googlemachie"

by Word Coook no mo! March 26, 2023

googlemuffin

a way better reference to doppelganger!

"i seen your googlemuffin walking in w/burg he looked stupid like you"

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 4, 2011

Googlechondriac

Googlechondriac: when you can’t stop googling medical ailments.

Dude! Stop googling medical advice! You’re out of control! You’re a Googlechondriac!

by Horny Thornley April 4, 2020

GoogleFuckery

When Google intentionally sends you to the wrong place. When Google deliberately shows the wrong name of streets or company names. When Google hides results for things, even though you typed it exactly right. When Google deliberately gives you vague results.

That was some serious GoogleFuckery when my new customer couldn't find my building.

by DeCall September 5, 2023

googleschmorph

smorph cat and gibberish that can be found on google

thats a load of googleschmorph

by Foxstronaut October 11, 2023

googlerich

I used google to get the answers to a radio contest and won!

I used google search to find a dead relative and discoverd i had an inheritance! Now im googlerich

by NinjaHippy October 30, 2023