googlenial

any one born after 2010

Egor, look!another googlenial crossing the road with both eyes planted on smart screen.and it's a four lane highway...

by thegoblinsaint June 29, 2019

googlebaiting

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)

Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday

by Haneru March 16, 2009

googleable

You have ranked well with the search engines and can be found online. This is especially true if you appear on the first page of google.com.

My name is googleable!

by Ivan A Sumin September 26, 2013

Googlefart

A Googlefart is a fart that appears to search out victims. Normally a Googlefart will attack you when you enter someones bedroom first thing in the morning or perhaps it will be lurking in a lift / elevator waiting for its next victim

Watch out ! Some cunt's dropped a googlefart in that lift.

by Terry T November 29, 2006

Googlefitz

When you look up something on "some search engine" but come up with some totally retarded like German Schiza porn.

Also a person who likes to rub mens hair( up and downstairs...)

Dude richard why r u acting like such a Googlefitz?

by Michael luvs steph September 24, 2005

Googleable

The ability to be found on the search engine website Google.

"Yo, I don't mess with son because he's not Googleable!"

by Scruffy McGhee October 5, 2011

un-googleable

When you search for a topic and it comes back with no results.

Barry: dude, do you know where I could find a one armed midget Scientist?

Amanda: no dude...its un-googleable

by Barry and Amanda February 12, 2008