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Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.
After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.
by NullReference February 16, 2010
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googlebump

The bump Google gives a page in search results by catering to everything Google wants you to do as they own the universe.
Wow, setting up Google Authorship is sure to give my blog a googlebump!
by Marqana September 4, 2014
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Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.
I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!
by fizzeh January 19, 2008
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Googlearthaphobia

The irrational, intense, persistent fear of the
virtual globe program Google Earth that maps the earth by the superimposition of images obtained from satellite imagery and aerial photography.
Nooooo not Google Earth again! I suffer from Googlearthaphobia! Stop zooming into the world like that it's freakin me out!!!
by Shantal Arechederra February 5, 2008
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googlebutt

1. n. Inevitable swelling of the posterior resulting from eating 3 enormous meals a day at Google's Mointain View, CA cafeteria.

2. n. The giant hocks you get from sitting around Googling porn all day without an ounce of exercise.
Diner 1: Dude, is that Sharon from Business Development? Check out that googlebutt!!
Diner 2: Yea man, she was a hotty when she got here but all those chicken wraps went straight to her ass.
by Babbo June 19, 2008
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Googlebrity

When you are checking out locations on Google Street and you see yourself or someone you recognize outside a building.
1. OMG!! That is totally you standing in front of Starbucks. You are a googlebrity.

2. Wow, Bob was mowing his lawn when the google street team took his picture. He is a googlebrity.
by Jamtober October 8, 2009
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googlebaiter

Someone who is stunned and amazed by anything that Google does, to the point where they will post it on G+ while masturbating.
1) Google changed the look of their front page slightly, so Jim the Googlebaiter decided to share it with his friends while jacking off.

2) Jim typed "answer to life the universe and everything" into Google, and saw the answer "42" and promptly ejaculated all over his Android phone.
by TheDebriefer January 20, 2012
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