Gonch Gig

Any job you are able to do alone in your underwear while remaining in the comfort of your own home. No clients will be present for the duration of the job.

Typically refers to musicians, graphic designers or any occupation you can do from home.

Designing that corporate web page was a real gonch gig.

by Chris R Anderson June 23, 2007

gonch pull

A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.

Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?

by Dexter March 26, 2003

Ginch Gonch

A brand of very expensive underwear, about 30 dollars a pair with designs on them, 25 for 'basic'. For both men and women. Some of their designs have very sexual connotations (wiener eater, ass licker, piggy bottoms, beaver eater, shooting stars, ect.) Pretty much not available anywhere but online. Very colorful. They try and mimic youthfulness, and the result is underwear so playful it's barely sexy.

"Your underwear has pictures of hockey players?"
"Yeah, wanna fuck?"
"Not if you aren't wearing Ginch Gonch. Bright colors turn me on!"

by EDAWGfff March 24, 2007

Gochenour

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.

Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.

by Kalbach September 30, 2023

Goncharov

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.

Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov

by sleeping awake November 22, 2022

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!

by YGproductions April 9, 2016

Gonce

A gay nonce

Ross gawley is a gonce

by Hoesrmad November 24, 2019