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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by tcp3059 May 4, 2014
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GAMMY TIME

A massive orgy with women over 70 only in July before they got to sleep at 5PM
Bro during last gammy time my nuts fucking exploded and one of those wrinkly cheeks engulfed them. *Derived from: "grandma summer"
by THECUMMAN August 22, 2020
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Gummy Gam

getting a blowjob off and old woman with her false teeth out.
Scott's granny gave big andy a gummy gam
by dickwheel June 21, 2010
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Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.
I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.
by keepinit247 February 21, 2011
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German gummy bear

When a male circumcises his penis and feeds it to the female.
She was hungry so i gave her a german gummy bear.
by ElongD November 23, 2016
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gummy smile

an adorable thing Min Yoongi (suga, agust d, min suga, genius, wants to be a rock in his next life, owns a $3 chain, infires) does
suga’s gummy smile is so cute!
by infires mannn May 3, 2019
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gummy bear album

look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.
“Look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras.”
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