Goldilocks Cock

A variation of Goldilocks referring to one's penis that is not too big or too small.

Damn, I wish I had a Goldilocks Cock like Tom Does.

by The Original Argoniphile June 10, 2018

Goldilocks cock

Goldilocks Cock

A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth

Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.

by KKinsearchofunicorns24 September 2, 2016

goglio

Theresah O’hare.

Person 1 “she’s such a Goglio”
Person 2 “ ye if I was her I were her I’d die in a hole

by Goglioslayer69 February 5, 2022

goldicrotch

derogatory nickname for a person with blonde pubic hair.

Girl 1: Hey, did you hook up with that hot blonde last night?
Girl 2: No, I was scarred for life thanks to his goldicrotch.

by L Duff December 9, 2008

Goldie

She is just the most caring,sweetest and most kindest girl in the universe. She makes me laugh and she makes me happy and she is really beautiful and she is the universes greatest girlfriend

Goldie is the most bestest thing in the universe

by Thomas allen peer September 14, 2019

Golgermosher

Slang (Noun): (Traveller & Romani Community, UK & Eire) - 1: Anyone committing an act with the express intent of upsetting or damaging community relations between householders and the Gypsy/Romani/Traveller community:

2: Any person who has a dislike of the Gypsy or Traveller community and wishes to cause them harm.

"We'd parked up on a field for the night, when a group of Golgermoshers have turned up and started kicking hell out of us."

by Charles Faulkner November 11, 2007

Goliath Gob

Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.

Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus

That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.

by Adam? January 21, 2009