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gogurt shots

the act of chasing shots of your favorite alcoholic beverage with your favorite flavor of the popular gogurt snacks. This delicious blend of alcohol and fruity flavors calms the spirit and soothes the soul. Popular on the eastern seaboard.
James: "Dude, I can't do any more, I'll throw up."
Ross: "Man, just do some gogurt shots, you won't taste a thing!"
by rossandjames69 January 17, 2011
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Goguardian

Literally the worst extension you could ever find on the chrome web store. It is the absolute worst and it blocks good websites half the time.
Omg goguardian wouldn't let me get to the math website.
by 𝙴 April 11, 2021
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gogurt

when some bitch slurps your cum out of the condom after it has been used, as if she were eating a gogurt.
one time i was fucking this bitch and she pulled a gogurt. that shit was cool.
by Nicoleeeeeeeeeeee. July 28, 2006
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Goguen

The family blood line of kind caring women
Kathleen Goguen has many family members with her last name
by 1234569780 February 26, 2013
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Gogurt

Right after jacking off the action of getting the rest of the semen out of your penis by stroking up and down as if getting the last drops of delicious gogurt yogurt.
Me: Wow, last night I came so hard with so much semen. This was after a two year tolerance break from masterbation and sex, and boy howdy I had to gogurt my penis for three straight minutes for the semen to cum out.

Random person: Sir, this is a library! Do you need me to call someone?
by The pig god October 25, 2017
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GoGurtSqueeze

When you jack off but you have to clean up fast so you GoGurtSqueeze your dick so all the cum comes out
Oh shit moms coming gotta GoGurtSqueeze my dick
by The secret butt hole April 13, 2020
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GoGuardian

The world's worst extension that you can possibly get at the Chrome Web Store. It's just a fucking dipshit-like piece of crappy-ass bullshit that literally blocks any website that you can possibly think of. You can bypass it, but that doesn't matter, since this hellish motherfucking monstrosity of a extension shit act like an asshole who has no soul, no heart. Crushes your dreams for absolutely no fucking reason. It's just a cunt who is created by 3 Satan-like people known as Advait Shinde, Aza Steel, and R. Todd Mackey. This bitchass cunt is by far the worst thing anybody has ever created for a computer. It is mostly used at schools (aka learning prisons) that look at your screen for the rest of the school day, like a fucking FBI spy. If someone said you can get rid of anything you want to get rid of, then one of those things would be GoGuardian. Without that fucking hellish mess, then we would be in peace. This peace of crappy-ass motherfucking bullshit better not exist in the future, because if it does exist, everyone who is reading this has to smash their device. Make sure the teacher leaves, because if they do, get to their computer and uninstall this crap.
Person One: "Hey, why didn't you finished your homework?"
Person Two: "GoGuardian."
by Klojhgfcvbn March 17, 2022
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