goggle tan

a tan that appears only on the lower half of ones face. generally a result of alot of wintersporting in the sun. the goggles shield the upper portion of your face, while the lower part is still exposed to the sun thus creating a homer simpson-esque tan.

dude, i was up at riding copper for a week straight and it was sunny every day, now ive got this totally gnar goggle tan.

by zachar March 12, 2006

goggle tan

Any facial coloring that is caused by wearing ski goggles which cause the skin around the eyes to remain pale. Although called a goggle tan, it is just as often caused by frostbite or windburn.

My goggle tan was a source of pride until prom night.

by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015

Goggle.com

That damn web site you missed spelled for Google but is now saved on your browser bar to haunt you.

" Damn, I mistyped goggle.com for goggle and now its the first site that keeps coming up on my browser!!!!! ARG!"

by Albar May 3, 2012

goggle.com

when you get a virus in the 2000's

Guy: Help
Guy 2: why?
Guy: i accidentally went to goggle.com instead of google.com and im doomed

by appointment November 16, 2020

goggle-proof.

Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof.

Dude: "Man, that chick is so bland, she's goggle-proof."

by Lorenzo J T May 5, 2009

goggle hanger

Noun: Someone who hangs their ski goggles from their rear view mirror in their car so they can make sure the whole world knows they ski or ride. They think it looks cool, but in reality it makes them look like a giant DOUCHE.

Guy 1: "Dude, this fucking douchebag is riding my ass, I think I should break check him.."
Guy 2: "Lemme see.....Ohhh hahaha hes a fucking goggle hanger!! Dude this guy is fucking sick!! hahaha Yea definitely break check that faggot."
Guy 1: Hahaha fucking goggle hanger.

by DefinitelyDope November 27, 2013

goggle dropper

A goggle dropper is a special kind of butterface or girl who is paper bag pretty who is very attractive while wearing big glasses, however upon removal of said glasses instantaneously loses many points on any scale of beauty.

guy 1: Damn look at that dime piece over there with the glasses.
guy 2: Uh... wait til she takes em off, she's a real goggle dropper.

by Peetiewonder December 19, 2008