Gouit

When the rectum becomes one with the vagina.

Marry has got a fat gouit.

by Nesquik Mamma January 24, 2017

goitzed

a state of ridiculous drunkenness, while still managing to be the life of the party. May be accompanied by random vomiting, and an almost instantaneous recovery.

Wow, Danny sure got goitzed last night, I nearly peed myself watching him moonwalk out of the bathroom blowing kisses.

I can't wait till the pub crawl on Friday! I'm going to get goitzed!

by Ms. Swail February 4, 2010

Goitre

1.Large, ugly growth protruding from the body, usually the face. 2.Misspronunciation by girlfriend of word guitar. 3.Ugly person.

1.My auntie had a goitre removed from her face. 2."Can you play a tune on your goitre for me?" 3.George W. Bush is a goitre.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Goiter Bomb

A goiter bomb is equal parts baileys and fireball with a Jager floater and dried onion rim. It’s garnished with hard candy. The Red Bull is baby-birded into the shot taker’s mouth by an acquaintance at the end.

I don’t remember one fucking thing after my 1st Goiter Bomb last night! I woke up this morning cuddling a possum in my neighbor’s flower garden.

by Bill Bonan August 6, 2019

goiter

An incredibly large Adam's Apple.

Wow, Ryan's goiter is gigantic.

by Cheater's Way December 5, 2010

Goiter

a boob on someones neck

i'm gonna tattoo a nipple on my goiter

by goiterina June 6, 2005

goiter boy

an annoying person who can't stop talking and thinks he is the greatest, but is truly a moron. Takes pleasures in others misfortune-bcz whatever he has or does it the greatest.

Oh no, goiter boy is here lets hide b4 he chews my ears off

by jason rumford May 4, 2006