Goff

Go and fuckoff!
Just fuckoff!
Seriously, will you goff!
d'image of fuckoff.

'Joe just goff, i'm not getting into that arseless pvc thong! I know Andy does it but i'm not!'

'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'

by bigmuff May 17, 2008

Goff

Goff is a filler word. (Get & Off) put together.

You on my dick? Goff that shit!

by twizzy May 12, 2014

GOFF

Good old-fashioned fuck

WS, BDSM, WAM, kissing, licking and maybe even a GOFF.

by jsrymell September 24, 2015

goff

noun. A very passive agressive person who manipulates situations to make themselves look like the victim when they are, in fact, the instigator.

verb. To 'goff' someone is to be a goff (n) towards them, i.e. to make them the target of passive agressive activity.

noun. You're going to post anonymous insults on Livejournal? Don't be such a goff!

verb. After Jane dumped Michael, she totally goffed him by telling everyone he'd left her.

by Sarah Keebs August 29, 2005

Goff

Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.

Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or

Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."

or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"

by Aslan and Lucy December 30, 2007

goff

To take advantage of someone's trust or good will to get ahead, particularly an unsuspecting friend.

"Did Stan give you a good deal on his old truck or did you get goffed?"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."

by goffed June 24, 2009

goff

A noun substitute for the word "golf" used by tongue twisted moosh heads who cannot speak proper English.

As Mike suggested that we play a round of "goff", we all laughed at his eggregious mispronunciation.

by whuffie October 4, 2005