godfucksatan

(adj)
An intensive or expletive, similar to "godforsaken," denoting
(i)a surreal or overwhelming frustration or despair
or
(ii)
It is thought to have been circulated in July 2008 by the author of the blog http://sceth-zeal.blogspot.com/2008/08/godfucksatan.html , where it was posted in August 2008.

The godfucksatan lawsuit is going to drown this godfucksatan company. Kill me now.

by Sittias October 4, 2008

godfucker

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts to justify aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.

World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.

by shonny March 6, 2007

Godfucked

Feeling so awfully sick to ones stomach, it could only be the result of God hating you. Usually associated with flu like symptoms.

Can also be associated with any day that has gone so badly you feel as if it's the wrath of God. Like being arrested, or having to tell the family you got fired.

Dude 1: Oh hells, I almost shit my self just now, and my stomach hurts so bad, I think God is punishing me.

Dude2: man, it sounds like you are Godfucked.

by Taipain January 16, 2013

godfuckdamn

An exclamation of dismay, anger or frustration. Occupies the same territory as God Damn, but with the added vulgarity of fuck, and used in a similar manner.

Godfuckdamn, that bitch was hot.

My car's been stolen. Godfuckdamn!

by wilsin January 28, 2008

godfella

priest, "man of God", men in robes

The godfellas are spin doctors and retailers of religion who hold court in the "House of God".

by True atheist February 4, 2015

godfuck

An adjective to describe something that disproves the existence of god.

When Galileo discovered the moons of jupiter proving that the earth was not the centre of the universe. That was a godfuck.

by Plonki August 9, 2010

godfucksatan

godfucksatan is synonymous with seriously, incredibly, fucking, super, really, extremely, crazily. the same as any adverb meaning "very". afaik it was thought up by a guy named chandresh. it could be considered blasphemous.. it could also be considered funny.

school is godfucksatan retarded. i hate it so godfucksatan much.

by maddie? or? or? or? or? or? or October 18, 2008