gobblegum

When you get a blowjob from a person with no teeth

Man 1: Dude, your nan looks hot for someone her age, you think I could get her to gobblegum me?
Man 2: DUDE!!! That's fucking gross!
Man 1: ...So is that a yes or a no then?

by ChaosFan420 January 15, 2016

gobblesome

A new word created by some shitty Minecraft Youtuber that decided it would be funny to create a new word that meant nothing to everyone. Means that something is very talk-about-able. Very Stupid.

Still better than anything made by Dream though.

"Wow. Dream is pretty gobblesome, right?"
"Hell no, you dumb bitch"

by SmolWoodChip July 16, 2022

gobbleganger

Noun

Strikingly similar looking women who provide and specialize in oral sex.

Girl, the way you work my shit is like Trixi! She's your gobbleganger.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

gobblegum

A blow job from a person without teeth. (Shout out to chilled chaos)

The old bitch gave me the gobblegum!

by Penis the men January 15, 2016

GobbleGum

A blowjob with no teeth.

I want your grandma to give me a gobblegum.

by TheLoserFromEquestria January 16, 2016

gobbleface

this grl who hates everything cept like cake n this other grl

she swears her hairs not red n she dont got flakes

she carries around a screwdriver n likes to stab people wit it

shes insecure bout her hair n umm her screwdriver

holy shit watch out here comes gobbleface n her screwdriver!

by FEDIW April 12, 2005

gobblegap

Irritating talk consisting of meaningless news, opinions or points of disinterest, that never stops.

John: My wife's been on the phone with her mom for 5 hours now, talking about nothing!

Earl: Yeah, my wife can gobblegap with her sister for hours too.

by Gobstopper112 July 10, 2010