Goalstacking

The act of simultaneously pursuing multiple goals at the same time.

Richard Feynman liked to combine getting paid with getting laid: he is known for goalstacking physics and women by performing theoretical calculations at stripclubs.

by physicsninja November 29, 2009

yemeni cluster goatfuck

1. A sudden change bringing on confusion, upset, ruined scheduling, misdirection, and general chaos. See goatfuck; then think of the next order of goatfuck magnitude.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.

Girl, I tried to go to that sample sale you told me about but it was a yemeni cluster goatfuck at the doors so I gave up.

It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.

by anjali666 January 26, 2008

goatfuck

The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.

Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.

by Jacques Asse February 2, 2009

goatfucker

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.

Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."

by albert007 July 12, 2007

goatfuck

Derogatory adjective describing remote, primitive, or chaotic location; probably an insinuation regarding the perceived sexual practices of the locals.

"Did you hear, John was sent out to the middle of the Gobi desert with his work? That's a real goatfuck posting"

by goatfuck January 8, 2008

Goatfuck

GoatfuckMessy, sticky and complicated situation not moving fast enough or at all toward a resolution .

Goatfuck: Messy, Troubling and problematic. Could also mean disordered, disheveled and disorganized

Traffic was a total Goatfuck, today!

by Mek9 October 5, 2018

goatfuck

Massive scrum of reporters, radio people, photographers on ladders, television cameras etc at a press conference. The goatfuck frequently takes on a life of its own as all participants heave around to get closer to the the object of their journalistic desire. This can lead to unseemly behaviour. (source R Liddle; Guardian)

see above..

by Medium Tone December 3, 2003