Glumpter

Anything your heart desires

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, or numeral.

Ex.

“Woah! Sandy just gave him that glumpter grip!”
“Last night David made a glumpter shot in pool!”
“You should’ve seen it! There was about glumpter deer in front of my car!”

by Tshchlerky January 8, 2023

Glurping

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

by heyyyyyDude May 12, 2012

glumptious

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,

This food was so sick and glumptious.

by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013

Glupe

Sitting around doing nothing, being lazy, moping around, or being a slug. Also a word used secretly to describe fat or large women amongst your friends. (because no fat girl is going to know what the hell a glupe is)

"Quit Gluping, you have been sitting on the couch all day watching TV."

"Don't be a Glupe today George, you have an important day ahead of you."

"Woah, did you just see that glupe? She was massive and had rolls under her armpits. Gross."

by The Kingof2v1 January 14, 2010

Glupper

The substance that is made out of various substances found in the gutter.

The glupper was made out of leaves, water and feathers.

by mandeezygeezy January 27, 2011

glumph

Pulsating Tubercles Liquid; A State Of Depression That Can Be Fixed By Eating Sixteen Pints Of ice cream; Also Used To Describe A Very Annoying Person

Medically: (Doctor 1) Sir I'm Afraid That Your Glumph To Blood Ratio Is Rising We Haven't Got Much Time We Have To Operate. Emotion: (Person One) God, Man. I'm In Such A Glumph Right Now. (Person Two) Not To Worry, I've Been There Recently Just Eat A Few Pints Of Ice Cream And Sleep It Off. Adjective: (Person One Talking About Person Three To Person Two) Oh My GOD! Person Three Is Such A Freaking Glumph! (Person Two) Oh My God, I Know.

by Dunk dyno September 1, 2018

gluug

When u and yo homies put some random ass food and some milk in a pot and boil it to make some GLUUG.

“Aye Trayvon did you put dog food in this gluug?”

“Man this some fire ass gluug.”

“Did u nut in this gluug?”

by Gangmembaspeak.org February 9, 2023