The glutes of regret

The process of waking up and seeing the ass before you and knowing its only there because of the riddiculous amount that you had drank the night before

this can cover an accidental gay expierence , a larger than life woman , or any other situation you wake into and instantly regret the ammount you drank the night before

After showering thoroughly Tom recieved a phone call

" You coming to the pub?"

A whimpered reply came back

"No...im not leaving home today i have suffered the glutes of regret !!"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

loot glutes

Tina Blerch's thighs in the time of looting during a hurricane from the popular show, "Bob's Burgers."

"I think I'm getting loot glutes." Tina Blerch

by JoAy September 28, 2013

heavy duty glutes

1. A term used for a large protruding buttock or bubble butt.

That chick has heavy duty glutes yo!

by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011

Glute-Strings

A Physical condition inwhich the guteal muscle elongate and transend into the hamstrings achieving a flat appearence.

"Check out the glute strings on that chick"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

Glute Spread

Gymbro speak for going to shit, with some opportunity to fit in a gay joke

1: Bro I gotta go do a glute spread real quick
2: I’ll come help you with that bro 👅

by CCentauri22 August 26, 2025

Glutes

Someone that Is massively Jason Puncheon

How has he Glutes managed that his punching well above

by Anonymous20202020 December 5, 2021

glute spreader

A real pain in the ass

That last 60 miles of the trip was a real glute spreader

by Phudd December 11, 2023