Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019

Glinker

An Individual who has no fear of death, as a Glinker is one who stands before his enemy and smiles.

I was once lost in this world, until I was approached by a glinker and decided to dedicate my life to the Glinker way, There I found my inner peace. Nobel Honors to High Priest Mark, Tom , and Bob.

by UnbiasedBystander January 6, 2023

glonker

A silly, goofy little cat.

Look at that glonker over there. Everyone loves a glonker.

by WowGeeWhiz September 25, 2023

gunker

A person (specifically a woman) who swallows her partner's ejaculate.

That Britney, she doesn't look like much, but she is a complete gunker.

by Sven Gundenbloom October 2, 2007

glinker

A made up word that doesn't mean anything in particular.

Helen doesn't know what a glinker is.

by BUM December 24, 2004

glundering babblesnag

a trap like you would see in the war. exept theres something different. instead of cuttin into your leg so you cant move it clutches your balls. if you pull then all your hopes of being a father are ruined so you pretty much have a decision. have a fatherless life or have no life.
if your lucky and have a strong sack you can lift the glundering babblesnag and walk around with it.

dude i thought it was all for fun then i tried putting my pants back on and she caught me in a glundering babblesnag. she wouldnt let go. it hurt so badly. like seriously it was like cutting out the sirculation and i felt like i could cry blood. or seman i dont really know what would happen there.

You know what sucks? glundering babblesnags.

Dude, what happened to you?!
dude i thought it was all for fun then i tried putting my pants back on and she caught me in a glundering babblesnag. she wouldnt let go. it hurt so badly. like seriously it was like cutting out the sirculation and i felt like i could cry blood. or seman i dont really know what would happen there.
oh damn. im in one right now!
omg no way!

by Bic mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

gfunker

the best rocketer in the game of halo. full warthogs become empty in seconds. smoke everywhere

You got funker by gufunker= (Rockted and your dead)

by mark April 26, 2004