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personal lubricants

used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.
by The anonymous May 18, 2016
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Emotional lubricant

someone who uses deeply emotional or stressful trauma to gain an intimate friendship through manipulation.
Don't forget to apply your emotional lubricant when talking to _______.
by Raven2007 April 3, 2011
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lubricant

lubricant lube- Something to make the womens, vagina or ass, oiled up during some good ass sex.
"Yo bro, did u use lubricant to oil that ass up?"
"Yeah that shit was lubed as fuck."
by FORTNITEBEAST68 December 25, 2018
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Creative Lubricant

I was having difficulty writing my new novel, so I decided to indulge in some creative lubricant.
by RickC84 January 3, 2015
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lubricant

I have 50 bottles of it in my house
by MasterX November 4, 2004
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oral lubricant

Gravy or any kind of sauce to accompany a meal.
The beef is dry. It needs some oral lubricant.
by nkp February 8, 2008
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"hormonal lubricant"

A fluid of varying colour and viscosity, from brown and chunky to green and runny. This fluid is excreted from the areola when the nipple is squeezed. Beware! if "hormonal lubricant" is built up it can become projectile and has a nasty habit of getting in the eyes of innocent bystanders.It is important that you test your self for this malady. The next time your in the shower grab hold of the area around your nipple and squeeze, directing pressure towards the areola(not applicable if you are pregnant or a cow). If you test positive for HLM ("hormonal lubricant" malady) seek professional help right away.
Harry: Ohh look my nipples are all ridgy, i'll squeeze them...
The Guys: why?
Harry: I can make "hormonal lubricant" come out!
**Squeezes nipples HLM comes out, sprays crowd**
Everyone else: Ewwwww thats vomitastic
by Hans Brix May 23, 2006
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